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月月大比拼第六期获奖英语作文
 

Rosezhang
河北 张玥蓉(琳)

Hello,Aunt!
After a long winter holiday many students didn't remember teachers' name. At Grade 7 second term's first day, one student say hello to Miss Cai——our English teacher “Hello, Miss English .” Our English was smile :“My family name is not English.”His face got red, after about two minutes he answered: “Hello, aunt!”
在一个长长的寒假过后,很多同学都忘记了老师的名字。在七年级下学期的第一天,一个同学和蔡老师,我们的英语老师打招呼:“英语老师好!”蔡老师笑着问他:“我不姓英语哦!”他脸红了,大约2分钟后他回答:“阿姨好。”

 

zhouyun1234
上海 周赟

A Joke
A teacher in the face of lenses lost, but as adhere to class. Class, she found that most of the students are very serious, only one row of tall students at that time and looked up and write, draw on, but otherwise depending on the students. He criticized, but students. The teacher fired and he stood up, then charged: "stand up like a big tall and young, the study also absent-minded..." While the students -- the teacher immediately approached, the city was embarrassed to listen the principal...
某老师在洗脸的时候,将隐形眼镜弄丢了,但任坚持上课。课堂上,她发现大多数同学都很认真,只有后排一个高个的学生在那时而抬头,时而写写画画,貌视专心,则而不然.他批评了那位学生,但学生无动于衷.老师火了,便要他站起来,接着指责道:"站起来像个大高个,年纪不小了,学习还心不在焉......"边说边走近那位学生------老师顿时尴尬万分,原来那是市里来听课的张校长.......

759500697
北京 史航

A Joke
One day, my classmate brought a box of cream cake for his birthday. When he wanted to have it, I saw something under the box and I said, "Wait a minute! There is something under the box, and you’d better to see it, before you have it."He listened to me, and then he made the box inversion. Suddenly we found we are caught with chaff. Because there are seven words under the box “No Inversion, Because It Is Cream Cake".
一天,我的同学为他的生日买了一盒奶油蛋糕。当他要吃的时候,我看见什么字在蛋糕盒下面,我说:“等一等,有什么东西写在蛋糕盒下面。你最好吃之前看一看!”他听了我的话,把盒子倒置。突然,我们发现我们上当了,因为盒的底部写着七个字:“这是奶油蛋糕,请勿倒置。”

 

Lucyandlyj
山东济南 李颖菊

A Joke
One day our teacher didn't in the class. The monitor was maintaining discipline. Monitor pointing to a classmate said:"You , do not talk!"The students beside him said:"He didn’t talk."Monitor asked him:"How do you know?" He answered:"I heard."

Whitefanny
安徽 宣城 汪明芳

A Joke
Miss Liu is our English teacher, she is really a moneygrubber, every stencence she said all have “money”. one day in the class, Miss Liu wants us to remember a word “except”, she said “I am very poor,I have nothing except money”, we all laughed:“Miss Liu, we are poor, could you please give us a little money?” Miss Liu also laughed!
Miss Liu 是我们的英语老师,她真的是一个守财奴,她的每一句话中都有“钱”。一天,在课堂上,她想让我们记住“except”,她说:“我非常穷,我穷的只有钱了”,我们都大笑:“Miss Liu, 我们都很贫穷,你可以给我们一点钱吗?”Miss Liu也笑了!

LIUGUANG
广东东莞 刘广

A Joke
Last Friday, we had an English class. My English teacher said a word“face to face”A student didn't listen carefully. Suddenly, he laughed, he said“Why not use mouth to mouth?”
上个星期五,我们上了一节英语课。英语老师说了一个单词“面对面”。一个学生没有认真听课。突然,他很惊讶,他说“为什么不用嘴对嘴?”

scly016
辽宁 孙靖茗

A Joke
one day, a mother want to take her son to learn Chinese Kung Fu, and she asked her son:‘ I'll take you to learn Chinese Kung Fu,don't you want to learn it?'
‘No,mum.I don't want to go there'
‘Why?’
‘Because I don’t want to pay for my medical expenses'
译文:一天,一位母亲希望让她的儿子学习中国功夫,她问儿子:“我要让你学习中国功夫,你不想去吗?” “不,妈妈。我不想去”
“为什么?”
“因为我不想为自己支付医药费” 。

Danboningjing
北京 王泊宁

Eat Snake
A student wrote a composition about his travelling in Beijing and in his composition, he misspelled the snack(小吃) to snake(蛇): “…I like snake best, so we ate lots of snake in a ‘Beijing Snake Bar’,it was very delicious. I had tasted many kinds of snake? all over the world ,but I think only the snake? in Beijing is out of this world. … ”

 

 

 

 

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